Funny SMS

 

A rabbit runs jumps,and lives only for 15 yrs.
While a turtle doesn't run,does nothing 
Yet lives for 300 yrs. 
 
Moral:Exercise Is Hell;
 Just Sleep Well.
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Full Kameena Pan..!!!!
1st Frd:Bro Can I Use Your Phone
To Call My Girlfriend..!
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2nd Frd:Ya sure,just hit redial....!!!
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I Am Looking For A Bank Which Can Perform 2 Things For Me.
 
Give A Loan,And Then Leave Me Alone...!!!
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My Wallet Is Like An Onion;Whenever I open it.
 
 
It Makes Me Cry...!!
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Height Of Good Luck....!
Teacher:Hey!Stand Up!Tell me two pronouns!
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Student:Who?Me?
Teacher:Very Good!Sit Down.
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What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
 
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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The boy got rejected & the girl got selected in interview for the same reason.
Reason: They both had 1st Button of their shirt opened in front of the CEO.
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If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook profile,
change your status 2 'Single' and wait for 5 minutes.
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Galileo used lamp to study,
Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but 
do u know about Rajnikanth? 
Only Agarbatti.
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Car Me Sardar Family Ja Rahi Thi-
Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola-
Ye Suraksha Week Hai-
Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho-
Isliye Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai
Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge ?
Sardar - Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.!
Tabhi Uski Maa Boli - Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo-
Daru Pikar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai-
Uske Papa Neend Se Jage
Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole-
 
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Ja Payenge. 
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