Funny SMS

 

Wo maza.. 
Na takht me,Na taj me 
Na puri dunia k raz me 
Na sur me,Na saz me 
Na Kuber k khazane me 
Jo maza he subah uthkar phir se so jane me.
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What is common between INDIAN CRICKET TEAM and a License?
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yeh dono videsh me kaam nahi aate!
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Science kehta hai ki pani boil karne se kitaanu mar jaate hai... 
per science ko ye nahi pata ki kitaanuo ki dead bodies to pani me hi reh jaati hai !!! 
stupid science............ 
Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu lekin kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.
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PM to Rahul Baba, " "hazaron se darr nahin lagta saahab ..... :>
'Hazare' se lagta hai....,, ;)
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Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS
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In a Bar 1 Guy says 2 another,
I love ur mom n want 2 marry,
D whole Bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response
He laughs & says
Lets go home Dad, Ur drunk!
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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
 
"Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain"
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
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If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
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