Husband Wife SMS


Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?
Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?
I was not wearing shirt at that time : )
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child,
I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
Wife:Honey,what r u looking 4?
Wife:Why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling, it means :-
With Idiot For Ever