Husband Wife SMS

 

Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?
 
Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?
I was not wearing shirt at that time : )
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
 
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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Wife to Husband : I don't have any child,
I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
 
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
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Wife:Honey,what r u looking 4?
Husband:Nothing...
 
Wife:Why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
 
WIFE says: No darling, it means :-
With Idiot For Ever 
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